Confessions

Dear Reader,

I have a few confessions i need to get off my chest. First, I kinda got married to a random hooker. It's not that she's the most unattractive person on earth, it's just that well... nobody wants to receive a package that everyone has opened up and manhandled. And the funny thing is, I don't even remember how we met. Perhaps I was a little too wasted from that bar I went to earlier that afternoon.

That's another thing i was at a bar yesterday afternoon. I guess I was feeling kinda down from my recent ex leaving me behind. It's still kinda blurry how that happened as well. From what I can gather it was just distance increasing to arguments to throwing glass objects at each other to nuclear warfare. What was causing the distance? well I had recently created a child that I didn't mean to create nor did I have the stamina for the stress It would cause.

Here's confession #3, I have a child. You know it was another anniversary that just kept getting better. A couple nights in a Vegas hotel, we got drunk, we played around a little bit, we had fun OK!? well turns out that when people are drunk they often forget things like protection from children... AND STDs.

Which leads me to the next confession. I have AIDS. you know, i never thought this would happen. I was always like, "man, you'd have to be a complete idiot to catch an std." Turns out I fell victim to my own opinions. And I always thought that SHE was the clean one. Not like her sister... ugh this woman is so dirty that mud isn't even attracted.

But we all make mistakes right? So what I thought was going to be a great night ended in me marrying my ex-girlfriend's slutty sister and having a child that I never wanted with a side of AIDS. I think i can still be forgiven. and that brings me to my last confession...

well... since I'm taking all this time to confess... I might as well confess that I never had sex in Las Vegas, I never had an undesired child or caught a deadly STD, I never went to a bar to get completely wasted, and i defiantly didn't marry a dirty hooker. however, I am getting an F in history and a D in math. It took a lot for me to confess that, after all I've never been a good student, but I hope you can forgive me.

sincerely,
GrabbinChikinz