I love these people

So an internet spammer decided to IM me through my email... I'm not sure how they got it (damn websites won't stop selling me email to rapists,) but anyway I decided to reply to this spammer who happened to be sending me porn. and I won the battle

Now now, I wasn't like "OMFG I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS :D"... you know what.. read for yourself.

Roosevelt Wadleigh: Looking for my four leaf clover

ME: really?

Roosevelt Wadleigh: heyy, I was looking for people to chat 2 I found u in the yahoo directory

ME: no way.. who are you?

Roosevelt Wadleigh: My name is Stomry and I love chatting with new people.. Where are you from?

ME:: i know your a pedophile... or you want to send me link to porn... i dont want either of it

Roosevelt Wadleigh: Nice Im 22 years old i'm going to school.. Can i ask you a question?

ME: as long as it's not inappropriate

Roosevelt Wadleigh: lol, do want to see me on my web cam?

Roosevelt Wadleigh: i just got some new underwear.. want to see it?

ME: your a guy aren't you

Roosevelt Wadleigh: I'm on **insertpornlinkhere** if u wanna watch me

ME: i don't want to watch you... see i knew you were gonna send me porn links

Roosevelt Wadleigh: it's free just go there, you should see me, we can cam2cam

ME: i don't have a cam.. and u don't deserve to see me

Roosevelt Wadleigh: the site is strict about letting minors in so ya you need a card to verify that you're old enough.. sorry

ME: maybe if you didn't give minors your porn then that wouldn't be a problem

Roosevelt Wadleigh: it's totally safe but i understand if youu don't wanna do it..

ME: I understand that your annoying me... by the way... how much do you guys get payed.. you know to spam minors with your porn sites?

Roosevelt Wadleigh: **insertpornlinkhere** i just wanna know ur at least 18 before I show you the goods

ME: ONCE AGAIN.... I.... DONT.... WANT.... TO.... SEE... YOUR... PENIS!

Roosevelt Wadleigh: if youu do decide to come you'll see me i'm on there right now n about to get naked

ME: no way... mabey I should report you to the local police for giving a minor links for porn AND asking me to watch you do sexual things on the internet

Roosevelt Wadleigh: brb gunna grab some toys.. you think you're gonna come or naw?

ME: I dont know... It's a hard decision really, to decide whether I want to watch a looped video of some guy jacking off with what ever the hell your grabbing...

Roosevelt Wadleigh: kk

ME: Actually not really, I think I'd rather ignore you and enjoy my bagels... keep it in your pants fagot!


SEE! man people these days... anyway IT stopped sending me messages so I win.